9th
funny shit
We like war, we´re a war-like people! We like war because we´re good at it! You
know why we´re good at it? Because we get a lot of practice. This country´s only
200 years old and already we´ve had ten major wars. We average a major war every
twenty years in this country, so we´re good at it! And it´s a good thing we
are, we´re not very good at anything else anymore! Hah? Can´t make a decent car,
can´t make a TV set or a VCR worth a fuck … got no steel industry left, can´t
educate our young people … can´t get health care to our old people … but we
can bomb the shit out of your country
alright!
Especially if your country is full of brown people. Oh, we like that, don´t we,
that´s our hobby? That´s our new job in the world: bombing brown people! Iraq,
Panama, Grenada, Libya - you got some brown people in your country - tell ´em to
watch the fuck out … or we´ll goddamn bomb them!
But when´s the last white people you can remember that we bombed, can you
remember — can you remember ANY white people we´ve ever bombed? The Germans!
They were the only ones, and that´s only because they were trying to cut in on
our action! They wanted to dominate the world - bullshit, that´s our fuckin´
job!
Now we only bomb brown people. Not because they´re trying to cut in on our
action, just because they´re *brown*!
-George Carlin
